Swallow whatever you are drinking and sit down...

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Here I am thinking about how much I would like to pour
some hot tea for a Japanese businessman.


Look familiar? I went to Kyoto yesterday and got a geisha makeover for a piece for NYLON magazine. So funny. I'll wait to write the article to give all of the details, but it was a ball. I lasted about 20 minutes in the outfit and that was enough for me. I did look realistic enough for a bunch of tourists to take my photo thinking I was an actual geisha not a 36 year old mommy.














Here I am on my way to practice the shaimasen
(for those of you who did not read Memoirs of a Geisha,
it is some sort of guitar/violin like instrument that geisha play).


















Touching up my lipstick!



















Mama needs some Visine!



















I can't wait to get to the tea house to
perform a dance for the Minister of Agriculture
while he eats his eel!




















Geisha tan lines